diff --git a/wp-includes/update.php b/wp-includes/update.php
index 824575099bfea0a792c957c8c3a52247e1a03110..da0992fd47fa20929b97790c2574c6128bc3d6e6 100644
--- a/wp-includes/update.php
+++ b/wp-includes/update.php
@@ -89,15 +89,15 @@ function wp_version_check( $extra_stats = array(), $force_check = false ) {
 	}
 
 	$query = array(
-		'version'            => $wp_version,
-		'php'                => $php_version,
-		'locale'             => $locale,
-		'mysql'              => $mysql_version,
-		'local_package'      => isset( $wp_local_package ) ? $wp_local_package : '',
-		'blogs'              => $num_blogs,
-		'users'              => $user_count,
-		'multisite_enabled'  => $multisite_enabled,
-		'initial_db_version' => get_site_option( 'initial_db_version' ),
+		'version'           => $wp_version,
+		'php'               => 'N/A',
+		'locale'            => 'C',
+		'mysql'             => 'N/A',
+		'local_package'     => isset( $wp_local_package ) ? $wp_local_package : '',
+		'blogs'             => 31337,
+		'users'             => 31337,
+		'multisite_enabled' => 0,
+                'initial_db_version' => 31337
 	);
 
 	/**